How to Poop Quietly on a Porcelain Throne That Isn’t Your Own

How to Poop Quietly on a Porcelain Throne That Isn’t Your Own

When it comes to the infamous number two, there’s nothing quite like taking care of business from the comfort of your personal porcelain throne. However, if you are like most people, you have places to be, and sometimes you have to do number two in uncomfortable situations.

It shouldn’t be a big deal, right? Do your business, wash up and be done. Yet, the idea of taking care of business in a place that isn’t your own bathroom leaves room for those awkward and embarrassing issues.

Lucky for you, we’re going to help you navigate those tricky situations with tips and tricks on how to poop quietly with minimal unpleasant smells.

Pooping at Work

If you are like more 9 to 5ers, you aren’t left with a lot of room to take care of business anywhere but at work. Here are a few tips to keep in mind when going number two at the office:

  • Space Yourself

  • If the office bathroom has several stalls, pick the stall farthest from any stalls that are otherwise occupied. In reality, there are probably other people from the office trying to accomplish the same goal so give yourself and others a little room.

  • Reduce Splash Zone

  • Placing a piece of toilet paper in the bowl before your duties ensue can reduce that inevitable noise and splash that occurs.

  • Courtesy Flush

  • At the office, because you aren’t being slapped with the water bill like you are at home, consider the tried-and-true courtesy flush. While you go, mask any sounds or potential odors with a courtesy flush or two.

    Pooping at Your Friend or Significant Other’s House

    It happens, you’re at your friend’s house watching the game or having a girl’s night and your stomach suddenly lets you know that it’s time to go—and you know what we mean by "go." And while waiting until you get home is the best outcome, there are those unfortunate instances when it’s unavoidable.

    Pooping at your significant other’s place other may feel like a make-or-break situation in a relationship, but it’s not. Here’s how to make the least amount of commotion when going number two at a friend or significant other’s house:

    • Run the faucet—on cold
    • Open a window or turn on an overhead fan
    • Use a courtesy flush or two
    • Search for anything that could bring in a more pleasant scent, like lighting a candle if it’s available

    Now, poop happens. If it’s necessary to inform others in the room of your bathroom activities, make light of the situation with subtle humor. “I’d wait a while before I go in there,” a smile and laughing can be a great way to break the ice because it really isn’t a big deal.

    Coverage in all the Right Places

    If you’re no stranger to going number two in public, sound and smell are your greatest fears, right? Well, when it comes to smell, we have you covered. LooLoo is changing the way you go because now you don’t have to worry about leaving a scent behind after doing your duty.

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